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'Hey, kids! Meet Grampa Murphy.' We have three grampas already! 'This one's a great jazz musician!' Oh, they all are! 'Oh, oh: you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin', and the hoppin', and the bippin', and the boppin', so they don't know what the jazz, is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello Pudding Pop.. no, actually, it's more like Kodak film... no, actually, jazz is like the New Coke: it'll be around forever, heheha..' (S6 E2

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[COMPILATION] Grampa Simpsons' rambling stories/skewed history I'd like to thank one admin from The Simpsons Best Moments for providing two clips. You're a lifesaver! | Dr Zaius