September has arrived, and kids, it's back-to-school time. Books and school supplies. Gym class and the cafeteria. Hello, lunch lady/gentleman, what are you serving today? Research has shown that ...

The small boy walks into the gymnasium-turned-cafeteria a little dumbfounded, and a little lost. He stares up from the counter at the ``lunch ladies,'' all in smiles and ill-fitting plastic gloves and ...